I used to always practice my signature in primary school, it looked god awful and hasn’t changed at all to this day.

Mike Myers is 10/10 smack your arse fantastic.

If you’re the project manager and go against market research you can pack  your bags cause we ain’t got time fo’ yo’ shit.

Who the fuck hands in a CV with comic sans font.

OHH YEAH

2004 was a dark time ironically caused by the bright white suits people wore.

The outfits the candidates wore in the first series of the apprentice are fucking cringey, work that white suit.